yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

(via ruinedchildhood)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

(via greviousmentalharm)

sourcedumal:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.


Kissing me on my hand and moving up the arm is a surefire way to have me want to suck your soul out of your dick. Just sayin….

sourcedumal:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Kissing me on my hand and moving up the arm is a surefire way to have me want to suck your soul out of your dick. Just sayin….

(Source: biencorrect)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via beyoncevevo)

greviousmentalharm:

french-montana-fries:

Not all heroes wear capes

This Barber is life changing!!!

(Source: mybodywakesup, via ivyarchive)

missinglinc:

Avant-garde Deaconess Realness. Come thru, Michelle.

(Source: unexpected-michelle.com, via greviousmentalharm)

echoing-artemis:

he-put-the-ass-in-cas:

jackfrostftw:

mummymuscles:

Too funny not to reblog

this is almost every single possible reaction omf

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR

but can we talk about the lady in the fourth gif whose startle response is to drop into a fighting stance

(Source: devoureth, via greviousmentalharm)

FUCK I LOVE BEING BLACK

chasingthathigh:

tittymeat:

Lets get this millions of notes.

image

(Source: taint3ed, via kyssthis16)

anomaly1:

brownglucose:

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

OMG

WOW

bumboclaat!!!! lololol

anomaly1:

brownglucose:

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

OMG

WOW

bumboclaat!!!! lololol

(via greviousmentalharm)

tormans-space:

SLAY CIARA

tormans-space:

SLAY CIARA

(Source: kimydash, via hazeleyed1)

brandiglanville:

bijonse:

oh my god when I was like 9 my friend had a ps2 and I went over his house and I was so jealous that he had one and I only had a GameCube so I came home crying and my mom asked me why and I didn’t want her to think I was crying over a ps2 so I told her it was because he had a dad and I didn’t she probably felt so bad :/

image

(via greviousmentalharm)

greviousmentalharm:

90sdefect:

imsoshive:

Miguel be like, “How many drinks will it take you to leave with me? None? Ok … do you like drugs?”

bruh …

image

Fam

It was such a creepy song