A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day
he knows he’s gonna do such a good job
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
Kissing me on my hand and moving up the arm is a surefire way to have me want to suck your soul out of your dick. Just sayin….
Too funny not to reblog
this is almost every single possible reaction omf
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR
but can we talk about the lady in the fourth gif whose startle response is to drop into a fighting stance
oh my god when I was like 9 my friend had a ps2 and I went over his house and I was so jealous that he had one and I only had a GameCube so I came home crying and my mom asked me why and I didn’t want her to think I was crying over a ps2 so I told her it was because he had a dad and I didn’t she probably felt so bad :/